A few notes regarding diapers

If you put a baby in the pool with a regular disposal diaper on, this is what happens:



It absorbs half of the water in the pool and swells up to 5 pounds making it difficult for the baby to walk.



I finally gave in and bought the special swimming diapers.

If you throw those huge diapers from the yard onto the deck, this is what can happen:



Yes, the diaper exploded. Those spots that look like snow are really gel-like yuck from the diaper.



Sorry to all those Go-Greeners out there.